{"id":4422,"date":"2021-06-05T13:14:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-05T21:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/?p=4422"},"modified":"2021-08-20T12:14:32","modified_gmt":"2021-08-20T20:14:32","slug":"makes-for-a-good-story-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/?p=4422","title":{"rendered":"Makes for a good story -but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Makes for a good story, but this is not my finest parenting moment.<\/p>\n<p>On Monday mornings, I make you lunch for you to take to school. One morning, like usual, I packed your lunch with lots of love.  As an afterthought, I added a can of soda thinking that would be a great treat.<\/p>\n<p>You checked out your lunch, and I asked  &#8211; everything look okay? Need anything more?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. Looks great, Mama.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At lunch time, I get a text from you that says, &#8220;wrong soda.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1-473x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1-473x1024.jpeg 473w, https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1-139x300.jpeg 139w, https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1-768x1662.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8570-1.jpeg 828w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!<br \/>\nI accidentally sent alcohol to high school in your lunch!!!<\/p>\n<p>The next Monday, you sent me this text:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8568-1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8568-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"968\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8568-1.jpeg 828w, https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8568-1-257x300.jpeg 257w, https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IMG_8568-1-768x898.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Life.  Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Makes for a good story, but this is not my finest parenting moment. On Monday mornings, I make you lunch for you to take to school. One morning, like usual, I packed your lunch with lots of love. As an afterthought, I added a can of soda thinking that would be a great treat. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4422"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4427,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4422\/revisions\/4427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.littleraz.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}